Reagan's Real Imaginary Life #1

The side bar of quotes was getting too big, so I'm archiving them so they won't be lost forever. I'll keep adding to the side bar and just periodically archive them.

We have the audio 7th Harry Potter on the computer desk. For the last several days Reagan has gone over to it, picked it up said something like "look it's scary potter" then turned it over, screamed, dropped it like there was a spider on it, ran away and hid. The picture of Lord Voldemort scares her and she won't come near it for the rest of the day. Then she does the same thing the next day.

It was time to get ready for bed so she began stalling. Instead of going to get her jammies like she was suppose to, she came in wearing a blanket around her head and told me she was the wicked witch. I let her play for awhile and then told her even wicked witches need jammies. She misheard and screamed "I'm not a wicked mitch, I'm a wicked bitch!"

Reagan had to go to time out. She got up, so Nick put her back a little forcefully. She started crying and Coen woke up, so Nick went to get him. While he was in there Reagan said in a crying stuttering voice "DDDaddy is not my ppprince, Coen is." Her ultimate insult.

Today on the way home from swimming lessons Reagan was quite upset, she had found out that Mermaid was sick. She needed "a bambaid, a popsicle, a sucker, and an underella."

We were saying prayers the other night and she asked that "daddy not know how to get dressed." Nick and I couldn't stop ourselves from laughing. She was trying to say that he wouldn't get stressed.

I told Reagan that her daddy loves her and she said "Oh, daddy! I love you King Triton!"

Our personal favorite is when Coen was sick and had to sleep in our room for a few nights. Reagan started crying during the night & when we went in to see what was wrong, she was standing up with huge tears streaming down her face. She just kept saying my prince is gone. I can't find my prince. He got away. She missed her brother.

One day we were out for a walk and needed to get home quickly. Reagan kept stopping and I couldn't get her to hurry up. Finally I told her I was going to go home and drink all the milk. She started crying and running. She beat me home.

She thinks that dancing is getting married, so she is continually demanding that random people marry her.

turtle= stroller
ups ups= dress ups
mimi= binky
askident= accident
drace= Grace

skrishpers= scriptures
wakkles & zurup= waffles & syrup

wewe= Hailey

seat belt= any belt
hevalee buthee after= happily ever after